I can’t wait to ask my.boss to leave25 minutes early so I can come home and sleep just a little longer… Was so tempted to finally use my one ‘didn’t show up for shipment’ pass.
Donut on the penis? Check. Snorting pepper? Check. How the most baffling Cosmo sex tips play out in real life.
i have been waiting for this article all my life
""No foreplay," I said. "Only fork play.""
CRY YOUR HEART OUT // to listen to during those moments of absolute breakdown, screaming into your pillow
1. iscariot - walk the moon // 2. anywhere but here - safetysuit // 3. hometown glory - adele // 4. the lonely - christina perri // 5. where the story ends (piano verson) - the fray // 6. holocene - bon iver // 7. give me love - ed sheeran // 8. demons - imagine dragons // 9. outro - m83 // 10. safe & sound - taylor swift // 11. all i want - kodaline // 12. unlike me ( a’capella version) - kate havnevik // 13. decode - paramore // 14. give me a sign - breaking benjamin // 15. a twist in my story - secondhand serenade // 16. hand covers bruise - trent reznor & atticus ross // 17. to build a home - the cinematic orchestra // 18. iris - goo goo dolls // 19. quicksand - sleeping at last // 20. the scientist - coldplay
ribbon, Christmas carol, reindeer
Ribbon: What’s a book that had a strong impact on you?
Hmmm. I guess an everlasting impact would be The Outsiders or Looking for Alaska.
Christmas Carole: Would you change your name if you could?
Hell no! It took me years to learn to love my name- I hated it until I was like, 18. Then I realized how fucking awesome it is.
Reindeer: What is your spirit animal?
Raichu I guess, cause they are temperamental and chubby